Review Haiku No. 15
Q*bert
Arcade, 1982
I suck at this game.
Love it...but the controls blow.
Fell off again?! @!#?@!
Q*bert
Arcade, 1982
I suck at this game.
Love it...but the controls blow.
Fell off again?! @!#?@!
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 Review Haiku No. 14 Beauty & the Beast Intellivision, 1982 Plays like Donkey Kong. Buford is its hero. But... I call him Gaston.  Review Haiku No. 13 Tecmo Super Bowl NES, 1991 Hey, Mister Jackson. Please run this football for me. Thanks for the touchdown! BONUS! SPECIAL SUPER BOWL XLIV VERSION! It's Saints versus Colts! At QB? Walsh versus George! ...And everyone yawns.  Review Haiku No. 12 E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial Atari 2600, 1982 Hmm, I wonder what's in this pit... Well, whaddya know? Unsold copies! Neat!  Review Haiku No. 11 Lakers versus Celtics and the NBA Playoffs Genesis, 1990 Hey, you know somethin'?... I never played this. Just Bulls... Sorry 'bout that, folks.   Review Haiku No. 10 Castlevania NES, 1987 As Simon Belmont, I'll whip down any monster. ...Except Death. Cheap punk.  Review Haiku No. 9 BurgerTime Arcade, 1982 Peter peppers packs of pickled people (and peeps). Pounds 'em with patties!   Review Haiku No. 8 The Electric Company: Word Fun Intellivision, 1980 Fun edutainment. Know why? Monkeys. Everywhere. Monkeys, I tell you!   Review Haiku No. 7 Advanced Dungeons & Dragons Intellivision, 1982 Travel through mazes, shooting arrows at evil. The snakes killed me lots. [See one of those wretched snakes get taken down like a pro at 1:24 into the clip below...]  Review Haiku No. 6 Major League Baseball Intellivision, 1980 This game taught me it's not impossible to bunt balls over the fence. | What is "The Review Haiku Initiative"?
Well, back in 2005, I had the stupidly ambitious idea to review every single videogame I've ever played in my life in 17 syllables. (And I use term "review" loosely -- it's more like "remember something about" in most cases.) I did five. Five years later, I continued... Haiku Schedule
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